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Cannibalistic Vegetarian

A person whom refuses to eat any animal products (i.e. meat...Or anything that is torn off a non-human animal's body.) but may be willing to eat the flesh of other humans. And babies.
Man: Why won't that Freak over there eat this hotdog made of cow anus?

Woman: Because she's a Cannibalistic vegetarian.

Man: What the hell does that mean?

Woman: Stick your arm out in front of her and you'll find out.
by Tofu June 24, 2004
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Clonibalism

To eat one's own human clone.
To eat a human clone in general.
Trapped in a cabin for a week with his own clone, Jerry had no choice but to eat his double.
One is a cannibal when they eat another human, just as it is clonibalism to eat a human clone.
by TAMtastic November 24, 2009
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Cannibalistic Hot Dog

If you were a hot dog and you were starving in the desert would you eat yourself?
I know I would, I'd slather myself in mustard. I'd be delicious.
by bf December 10, 2004
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Anal Cannibalism

When two or more humanoids face one another back to back, spread their cheeks exposing their crevices, and force their exits to kiss passionately.
I better not wipe today, cuz if I'm lucky tonight Sally and I are going to get our anal cannibalism on.
by peeinmybutt February 16, 2006
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Cannibalist

A form of the word cannibal that Nick thinks exists
Nick wishes he was a cannibalist
by Andrew Mulligan April 9, 2015
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Cannibalis

The type of pot used by the Miami Zombie, right before he attacked. Supposedly, it was a joint venture between the Department of Defense and the ATF, trying to regulate the flow of illegal drugs up from Central America… they sprayed the crops with what was SUPPOSED to kill it, but instead it altered the chemical structure of the THC (one of the few chemicals that can pass the brain blood barrier) to form plaques in certain areas of the brain very quickly, turning people into cannibals.
Foget bath salts, man, stay away from the cannibalis!!
by Zebulon Pi June 29, 2012
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Cannibalistic Rabid Bear Fight

A series of drinks taken in rapid succession: 1) Shot of Wild Turkey, 2) Shot of Goldschlager 3) Jager bomb, 4) Irish car bomb
Friend A: "Hey dude, you feel like going out tonight?"
Friend B: "Man, I feel like getting drunk but I just don't feel like drinking a lot."
Friend A: "Oh, I've got the solution: a cannibalistic rabid bear fight."
Friend B: "Uh, what the fuck is that? I've heard of a bear fight, but..."
Friend A: "It's a bear fight with two shots tacked on. You'll be done drinking in a minute but you'll be drink for hours."
Friend B: "Sounds good. Let's go."
by J-Rich24 July 4, 2016
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