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Columbo's Mac

Cockney rhyming slang for cack (shit, poo, crap, turd)

Derived from the iconic image of the T.V detective portrayed by Peter Falk who always wore a beige rain Mac.
Fuck me, where’s your toilet?, I really need a Columbo’s Mac.
by Notorious O.T March 17, 2004
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the columbo dimension

the REDACTED is a very REDACTED place compared to the basement of REDACTED. there are REDACTED know survivors and the location of this is precisely at REDACTED.
john: hey have you seen the Columbo dimension
REDACTED: REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED
john: you can't say that on stream!
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columbo

a huge, shiney, rounded forhead.. see biff logan winchester and dunkerooster for more facial descriptions
that columbo had the fattest forhead you could use it as a basketball
by KDIZZO (KB) March 13, 2005
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Well done Columbo!

U dropped your pencil in class then, someone says "u dropped your pencil" then u say "Well done Columbo!"
by D awesome 007 May 27, 2009
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columbo posting

The famous detective from the show from the 70s-80s with the same name getting recognition online,often put into modern pop culture often to crack the cases of criminals from other media,or just generally being an online presence
Guy one:What video are you making? Why is Columbo speaking with Light Yagami?
Guy two: Oh,I'm Columbo posting!
by Manualink January 28, 2024
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Columbo Dimension

Named after "Columbo" the detective who was known to shock people with his great feats of deductive reasoning; the Columbo Dimension is a realm/state of being that a person's mind enters when they are too stunned, shocked or flabbergasted to speak.

This most often occurs when a person is confronted with evidence of their dishonesty, misdeeds or them just being plain old wrong about something but may also occur when someone is roasted too hard.

Perfectly exemplified by the "The Gloved-Hand Reveal | Columbo" clip (timestamp - 4:35) from the Columbo TV Show found on YouTube (The background music may also play in real life should the show of evidence/roast be powerful enough).
M:You can't prove that I pissed in the elevator! Surely it was a dog!
C: Shows elevator camera footage of M drunkenly pissing in the elevator.
M: *is too stunned to speak*

J: SENT HIS ASS TO THE COLUMBO DIMENSION!
by Yung Doink February 15, 2024
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Smaller Columbo

Go watch GianniMatragrano Smaller Columbo
Go watch GianniMatragrano Smaller Columbo
by RoseRed669 January 18, 2023
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