Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.

Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?

by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017

Pierluigi Collina

Pierluigi Collina is the infamous bald soccer referee with the body features of an alien. The love child of ET and Mr. Clean, Collina has cemented himself as the premier referee in the world of football.

Pierluigi Collina can stop Chuck Norris' roundhouse with one stiff red card.

by MicrowavedElephant June 24, 2006

dick and pussy collisions

The act of having rough sex with the knowledge of both parties.

I picked up a skank at the bar last night and she told me how she loved dick and pussy collisions

by Pocket Change November 18, 2011

Collosal dumbass

When you’re a complete dumbass like someone named elias

Elias is such a collosal dumbass

by danica420420 September 26, 2020

collidagroup

A group of pedestrians, cyclists and dogs on a narrow point of a multi-use trail, where there is or could be a collision.

I had to slow down, when I saw a collidagroup up ahead.

by Mrs.joehill August 21, 2021

comment collision

when you post a comment to someone's status update, and after refreshing you realize someone else made an almost identical comment at the same time.

JOHN DOE (status update): omg, can't wait to see Burlesque!
jane doe (comment, updated 8 seconds ago): it's showgirls 2!!!
jimmy doe (comment, updated 10 seconds ago): it's like the showgirls of our generation!
jane doe: omg, we just had a comment collision!

by krwlos1 September 4, 2010

collision course

A great collaboration by linkin park and jay-z where jay-z's songs are combined with linkin park's songs to produce some good ones and some not so good ones

"We doin big pimping we spendin G's"

by observeranonymous : ) January 16, 2005