cold calling cocksucker

Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.

Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!

by Frankie2times September 16, 2016

cockblocker

A person who has nobody to love so they decide to take it out on you try and interfere with your relationship and stop the flow of love and emotions. They also prevent you from getting some....

Girl One: Baby, I love you

Boy One: I love you more
Cockblocker : *thinks to himself* I ain't get no pussy so I'll be a dickhead and stop these two....
*says aloud* who's hungry?

by Erectile Function October 28, 2014

Cockblock your own cock

v. To self-destruct in a clearly advantageous situation that is leading to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.

Danny: What happened? I thought she liked you?

Brent: I thought so too! I mean, one minute we were making out, then I started talking about the differences between Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh, then ...

Danny: Wait, seriously?! ... Only you could cockblock your own cock.

by Flashbang11 July 19, 2010

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs

by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009

cockblocking keyboard

The keyboard that was shown at the beginning of the 'Hell To The No' number in Season 2, Episode 16 of Glee. It is the 'cockblocking keyboard' because the scene before 'Hell To The No' was the scene of Kurt and Blaine's first kiss. Right before they were about to show Kurt and Blaine's steamy second kiss, the scene cut to the angle of this keyboard, thus instigating a cockblock among the Klaine fandom.

Person 1: What's so special about this keyboard?
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!

by itcouldhappen--neversaynever September 13, 2011

cockblockasaurus

Someone who is constantly cockblocking you, i.e. preventing you from hooking up with a chick. In extreme situations, cockblockasaurus rex.

Jason is always fucking up my game! Cockblockasaurus.

by aaron hendry March 30, 2008

cocksucking eyes

(N) One whose eyes gravitate towards the general direction of a male's genitalia. Often a cum guzzling whore, or the secret bible slut who never gets any action.

"that cunt has a pair of cocksucking eyes", said mike mathews.

by Rachelan November 6, 2008