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Cobaining

When you blow a load onto your own face after jerking off.

“Doing it the Hemingway” is another acceptable term.
Clancy: Dude, I was strangling my one-eyed underpants-worm last night and ended up totally Cobaining myself.

Gunther: That’s disgusting dude I didn’t need to know that.

Clancy: Jokes on you, the skin on my face has never been smoother.
by Oatnut June 29, 2019
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Kurt cobaining

Verb/
To killing yourself. Referenced by how Kurt cobain shot himself with shotgun in 1994. Often use ironically
A: that's it guys imma Kurt cobaining myself this night
by Brosssina July 19, 2024
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Cainian

Cainian is a person who CAN BE nice if they like you a lot, in a romantic or platonic way. Cainian tends to be kinda really kinky and get horny randomly, but would also like to cuddle 24/7. And Cainian is also really gay sometimes, and can also be very rude, honest and straightforward. If you live with a person called Cainian, be ready to have either a white cat, dog or a bunny. Or all. Cainian also really likes sushi and drawing all the time. If you know a person called Cainian, try and make them happy cause they deserve a lot of happiness.
"Omg bro that's so gay...No homo though bro."
"Wow bro, you're like Cainian..."

"Hey what are you doing?"
"Drawing."
"Sheesh, don't turn into an art weeb like that twink Cainian!"
by boneralert000 October 2, 2016
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