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Clusterfucktastrophe 

Something which feels catastrophic; like it is complete chaos due to being clustered, causing a since of being overwhelmed & unable to find a starting place.
"My life is a clusterfucktastrophe right now."

Clusterfuckian 

A new species of people who fuck everything up they touch. Their failure of some complete, it can only be explained at the DNA level. Their ideas seem perfect to them but of you have to execute their plan, chaos is the order of the day.
Who thought this was a good idea? I dunno, the clusterfuckian who hired us?