Cluster F-Bomb

The application of this unique Variation of the traditional F-Bomb is quite theraputic when applied in the right situation see the example provided

Paddy .. (Drops Iphone-5 Breaking It .. Cluster F-Bomb Begins) .. Fuckin'... what the fuckin' fuck.. what the fuck... fuck this fuckin'... how the fuck did it fuckin' fucks... FUCK!

Charlie .. Did that help at all?

Paddy .. Actually yes i feel a lot better

by BoxingDayButImNotKeenOnSprouts November 27, 2013

Clusterfuckville

An understaffed workplace where the few employees are responsible for so many different tasks that job titles do not exist. In Clusterfuckville, everything goes wrong as often as possible and yet the company still manages to get everything done and look good to the clients. Because of this, the owners do not feel the need to hire additional help.

I've got 40 different projects going on, calls coming in every 3 seconds, my inbox is filled with "urgent" messages and you want me to get you coffee??? Welcome to Clusterfuckville!

by Dannoso Malvagità January 27, 2010

Clusterfuckchella

Coachella 2010

Did you go to Coachella this year?

No, I went to Clusterfuckchella.

by shmemenaynaynay May 11, 2010

chivalry clusterfuck

When so many people try to hold the door for each other that no one actually gets through the door.

A: Dude, how could you have been late for the exam?

B: Bro, it was a chivalry clusterfuck out there. I couldn't get in the building!

by Lil' Rae February 27, 2014

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.

Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008

clusterfuck

south sudan

south sudan is a clusterfuck

by suns1202 February 12, 2021

clusterfuck

Military term for an operation in which multiple things have gone wrong. Related to "SNAFU" (Situation Normal, All Fucked Up") and "FUBAR" (Fucked Up Beyond All Repair).

In radio communication or polite conversation (i.e. with a very senior officer with whom you have no prior experience) the term "clusterfuck" will often be replaced by the NATO phonetic acronym "Charlie Foxtrot."

By the time the artillery came in the enemy was already on top of us. It was a total clusterfuck.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003