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Closure Clap

The act of open hand slapping your significant other after break up sex with a sperm filled hand. This results in absolute and total closure of the relationship, with both parties assured that no further communication is necessary.
"I heard John and Mindy are done for good!"
"Yeah, he gave her the closure clap"
by mezzos December 5, 2011
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Closure In Moscow

Closure In Moscow is an Australian progressive rock band from Melbourne, Victoria, formed in 2006. The band comprises lead vocalist Chris De Cinque, drummer Beau McKee, guitarist and vocalist Mansur Zennelli, bassist Brad Kimber and guitarist Michael Barrett.

Only 18 months after first forming, Closure in Moscow signed to Taperjean Records and released their debut EP (self-proclaimed 'albumette') in 2008, titled The Penance and the Patience. They have established a name for themselves with an array of shows in their home country alongside international acts such as Saosin, Coheed and Cambria, Aiden, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, A Static Lullaby, Street Drum Corps and Unwritten Law. The band's debut studio album, First Temple, was released in May 2009.

my opinions on them: seen them live twice. there amazing. there are pretty unknown in the states. you should definitely check them out. support them when they come to your area. They tend to play with bands more hardcore them themselves, but they don't disappoint. There shows are very high energy and your gaurenteed a good time. They do something crazy at each of there shows, or at least the ones ive seen. ex. coming dressed out with lady gaga makeup and an olive leave halo type thing.

There playing warped tour 2010. be sure to see them, even though there probably better to see in small venues. Seriously check them out, there that one band that never gets enough attention. Once I heard Kissing Cousins i was hooked. You'll be too.
guy one: dude did you go to the One More Brick Tour with Fact, Closure In Moscow, A Skylit Drive & Senses Fail

guy two: yea! dude closure in moscow was sooo sick. Brian from ASLD got up and screamed the last part of Sweet#Hart.

guy one: holy sh!t thats epic.
by thatchickfromthatconcert. January 1, 2010
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Closure Bite

The last bite of food. A carefully chosen piece of food that one saves and anticipates eating at the end of a meal. The bite that gives a feeling closure to the eating experience.
"I always save this piece of food for The Closure Bite."
by Foody1 September 9, 2020
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Closure Day

The Sunday of "The Big Game" a week before Valentines Day.
Other than working, if the woman you're dating isn't available on this day (Red Flag) you ask her for a date night on Valentines Day. If she agrees you can move forward but if she isn't available then either you know exactly where you stand.
In healthy relationship both of these days are are typically spent together.
You can confidently move on and stop being a meal ticket when it's likely using you.
It shouldn't be perceived as a sad day but instead a productive day to know where you stand in regards to dating her.
I haven't even thought about her once since Closure Day.
by CSRAmike February 9, 2025
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e-closure

the act of gaining emotional finality by sharing a story of a breakup with the world, via the internet.
Johnny was tired of pining over his ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago, so instead of hanging himself in the barn or torching his old love letters, he sent them to a website, and got some e-closure.
by charles + dwayne December 17, 2005
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mirror closure

When you finally feel confident with how you look in the mirror. When you love how you look.
I finally have some mirror closure and I think I’m gonna go after my crush!
by Stratton05 November 13, 2019
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Cuddle closure

You’ve moved on. You have a new boyfriend/girlfriend, but you miss your Ex and need one good last harmless goodbye. So you….CUDDLE. It is harmless….right?
I really wanted to have sex with my ex, but that would totally be cheating on my (boyfriend/girlfriend) so I settled and resorted to some good cuddle closure.
by That’s write April 24, 2023
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