Clitorally Challanged

A man (usually of Chilean heritage) that can not locate the clitoris.

"Lower..."
"There?"
"No, to the left..."
"Here?"
"No, Hans, for fuck's sake, it's right there, to the right!"
"Oh, this, right here? The knub?"
"That's my belly button, you fucking spic retard! I'm out of here."
"Baby wait! Baby c'mon... baby, they're six bucks a pill..."

by Gabriel March 15, 2005

Clitorial Tutorial

The process of teaching a unexperienced guy the in's and out's during his first sexual encounter (with a woman).

"Girl he had no idea what he was doing, I had to give him a clitorial tutorial"

by Indychk August 16, 2005

post-clitoral orgasm

a type of orgasm that goes beyond Freud's definition of the mature vaginal orgasm. Clitoral orgasms were considered immature and a married woman was expected to achieve a "mature orgasm" , meaning a vaginal orgasm, when having sex with her husband. The post-clitoral orgasm is a contextual understanding of the four types of orgasm that a woman is actually capable of achieving.

the ability to physically experience a post-clitoral orgasm in which the woman achieves; clitoral, vaginal, cervical, and g-spot orgasms simultaneously.

by Dr. Sexpert November 4, 2010

clitorasaurus

A really big clitoris.

"I was going down on a girl and she had a massive clitorasaurus!"

by aross December 26, 2008

clitorapuncture

Acupuncture that focuses on the clitoris.

My acupuncturist is great but she says she won't do clitorapuncture.

Anyone know a good clitorapuncturist in this town?

Does Blue Cross & Blue Shield cover clitorapuncture?

by jacobhottberry December 9, 2010

Clitopia

Clitopia; noun, a utopian society where all of the nerves in the human body are as sensitive and easily stimulated as the clitoris. Organism are as common as the average house fly and everyone is in constant pleasure.

Hey Sean, I just had a dream I lived in Clitopia, my bed sheets soaked in semen.

by BigBodaciousBalls August 7, 2014

Clitoral Hangover

When the clitoris is engorged with blood for an extended amount of time resulting in soreness and possible spasm the following morning, usually due to a prolonged period of arousal without eventual climax.

OMG Stephanie!! Totes have thee worst clitoral hangover this a.m..... ugh!

by PtotheSKI January 22, 2015