cleaveland steamer 

This is a method of breaking up with a significant other or a severe type of revenge. This is where, the couple have one last night of outstanding sex. As the significant other falls asleep the guilty party proceeds to very gently leave a massive pile of excrement (shit to you less educated soles) on the significant other's chest.

cleaveland steamer by snoproslim October 22, 2003

cleaveland steamer 

The act or acts of defecating on your sexual partner's chest. In particular, the feces should be projected to dump starting on the partners belly slowly steaming your way up the chest and into his/her mouth.

The bitch said she wanted to get freaky so I laid a cleaveland steamer on her.

cleaveland steamer by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003

cleaveland steamer 

(No one has gotten this right yet!) An official "cleaveland steamer" is shitting on a girl's chest while receiving head, plain and simple. Now, there are certain ways to tweak the technique if you will. For instance, you can be having sex, and right before you're about to cum you pull out to put it in the girl's mouth, and then as you're cumming take a shit on her chest (bonus points!). It all depends on how creative you wanna get.

felacio + defecation on chest = cleaveland steamer

cleaveland steamer by Xaphod January 15, 2006

cleaveland steambagger 

The act of dumping on ones chest, Then rubbing your sac in the doo, then Teabagging the Guy/Girl with your dukee covered scrotum

Dude, I gave Heather the best Cleaveland Steambag Last night

Dude that Cleaveland Steambagger made me jump

cleaveland steambagger by John & max May 2, 2008

Cleaveland Steamer 

Taking a crap on a girl is called a hot carl! a cleaveland steamer is when you get a blow job while you are on the jon taking a crap!

I was taking a crap and she gave me a cleaveland steamer!

Cleaveland Steamer by J.J September 18, 2005

cleaveland soup 

(V) The act of pooping on someone's chest while having diarrhea.

I was going to drop a cleaveland steamer on her, but since I had diarrhea she got some cleaveland soup instead.

cleaveland soup by Gillywiz May 14, 2016

Cleaveland Steamroller 

The act of shitting on your partners chest, covering it with seran wrap, sitting on it smearing it all over his/her body without getting it on yourself.

Jon: Hey, whats a cleaveland steamroller?
Lyndon: Oh, about thirty bucks down town.

Cleaveland Steamroller by Jamie Chennells October 30, 2008