Bowl clanker

That fucking asshole who eats cereal so aggressively as to beat the sides of the bowl, creating that unique clank sound. Damned assholes.
"Stop beating the fucking cereal bowl! You annoying bowl clanker!"
by Moist genitals May 21, 2019
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Beef Clanker

a person so obese that their thighs clank (rub) together when walking..
What's that noise. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a beef clanker walking out of McDonalds! The sound of their thighs clanking is hideous
by joey kelsey arie August 08, 2011
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clanker tits

big tits that wobble when you walk

"Sally has some real clanker tits as she walks."
by Fenske2009 February 17, 2009
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clit clanker

Man,I those clit clankers are hot together.
by William Shat-in-her-face January 30, 2017
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Penny Clanker

A Racist term for most Asians with an unusual name like Chung, Clink, Trung, Bonk, Truc, Dong, and etc. From the unknown method of their parents dropping a penny down the sewers and whatever sound the penny makes will be the parents' newborn child's name.
Nicolas J. Derp : Hey it's Tong! Tong come over here.
Ken Van Dick : Don't call him over. He's a Penny Clanker Fob.
Nicolas J. Derp : That's not nice, we're trying to show a good example.
Ken Van Dick : This is Urban Dictionary, what the fuck do you except?
by Herping Derp April 14, 2014
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dumbass clanker

a b1 battle droid that is so vastly inferior in processing power due to being an older model connected to a core ship. this causes them to be so autistic that they sexplode.
clone 1: do you remeber that dumbass clanker yesterday?
clone 2: yeah it was a fuckin moron
THE END
by pissonmyballs November 13, 2023
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Clanker

Impure fucking inhumans, who replace their pure flesh with useless metal
I HATE CLANKERS FUCK CLANKERS I DONT LIKE CLANKERS
by NeonPyxel May 07, 2025
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