clamkin

The "female" version of the blumpkin, preforming cunnilingus
while the woman defecates.

I got a "dirty Van Dyke" from giving a hooker Clamkin.

by Derrick Serdoner October 6, 2007

Clamming

Geordie way of saying starving

I havn't ate all day, i'm absolotly clamming

by Stormteddy August 6, 2011

Clamin

An verb for female masturbation.

"I was totally clamin to a picture of Brendan Fraser last night"

by MrBitey February 4, 2010

road clamming

The female version of road head. The act of when a man or woman goes down on a woman while driving.

Gwen was driving and told her boyfriend to start road clamming her because she wanted to get off.

by Jbortion May 29, 2018

claimin

Claimin: To stand up for yo girl when your homie is getting too friendly with her. As this is happening a good way to claim your girl is to come from behind her and put your arms around her it'll kill that talkin all quick watch theyll prolly pause and it put them in check.

If you aint claimin dont be complainin

If you aint claimin dont be complainin

by summaroyalty3 June 26, 2014

clamkin

Female version of the blumpkin. When a woman is sitting on the toilet defacating the sexual parter is administering oral sex. Comes in 3 varieties (the first type being the regular 'ol "clamkin" as described above):
A. Manhattan Clamkin (red sauce) - also known as "red sea beach blanket bingo", is a clamkin during the woman's period days of the month.
B. New England Clamkin (white sauce)- or the "brown snowball" takes place after a male counterpart shoots his semen on the vagina, then engages in the oral.

Clamkins in the past have been known as "brunette goatee's" or the "brown soul patch" due to the residual fecal product on the chin of the partner giving the oral sex.

Matt wanted to give her oral so badly that he wouldn't even wait for Debbie to get off the toilet, I had no idea they were into giving / getting clamkins!

by J-Bone & C-Note October 10, 2007

Clamming

Verb.

An assertion of dominance or act of revenge where a woman crouches down over someone who is asleep or passed out so that her genitalia touches their face. The female equivalent of teabagging.

"Jane is really mad at John for being a drunken jackass tonight."
"Yeah, I know. She said she's clamming him when he passes out."
"Deserved."

by Katy with a "y" December 1, 2011