Clamato week

A woman's menstrual period.

I was wanting to have sex with my wife but it's clamato week.

by ageektheory August 25, 2013

Clamato Juice

When you are double fisting a girl while she is on her period and she slaps the clam cuffs on you and squirts.

Hey John! Remember that girl that through the clam cuffs on me? She invited me over while she was on her period, threw me in clam cuffs again and squirted Clamato Juice all over me!!!

by Nasty Dave June 20, 2019

Clamato Soup

The act of separating the lips of a menstruating vagina, bring about the clam. This is promptly followed by a good ole’ tonguin’ of the clam until cum is formed to create a pinkish fluid, just like clam flavored tomato soup. Be advised that some may be fishier then others.

Carl had himself some tasty clamato soup last night.

by cnc525 March 1, 2009

London Clamato

The act of tonguing the woman’s mudflaps and collecting the menstrual discharge while filling your cheeks like a chipmunk and swapping it into your partner’s mouth.

"Before I knew it, Stacey and I were splitting a good old London Clamato."

by Belchkins October 26, 2009

Dirty Clamato

Like it's ancestor the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Clamato is when you pull out a girls tampon and wipe her upper lip with it leaving a nice fishy blood mustache.

Dee Dee was on her period so she excused herself to goto the bathroom before having sex. I told her to wait and I would take it out for her and give her a Dirty Clamato. She thanked me for helping out.

by White Rodney May 27, 2009

filipino clamato

Filipino hooker’s period blood in a cup

I saw that hoe Filipino Clamato and I was like “ew”.

by Malory Clifton April 12, 2019

clamateur

A naive male inexperienced in the workings of the fairer sex's farmyard apparatus.

The Lad had no idea what he was doing down there. He was a total clamateur.

by Jimmy_M March 19, 2006