Cider

A person who is named after the bereaved. That beverage is named after the drink made of apple typically drank in the fall season. Someone with this name will typically be criticized for being named after a beverage, although they may have gotten the name from a song title instead

“Oh Cider is over there!” “Hand this to Cider”

by Frickitzbatz August 14, 2023

Cider

A cliché story, and usually refers to an unobstructed, exhilarating, and rapid development. In other words, the world is only created for the main character. The opposite of Cider is Sweet Potato: a novel with a convoluted story/too much drama.

It’s a delightful cider series.

by hnaegun June 21, 2023

cider spiders

the paranoid hallucinations you see when suffering the after effects of a heavy night on drugs and/or drink.

(calling who you were with the night before)

"that was a real heavy session. I have been seeing cider spiders since i woke up"

by polecat1982 August 25, 2007

Cider Spiders

The imaginary spiders which are crawling all over you during your hangover which makes you feel anxiety, loss of bodily functions and the all encompassing fear of impending doom.

Cider Spiders can come on during your hangover and symptoms include:

- the feeling of death approaching;
- sweating;
- panic for no reason;
- being able to hear your heart beat above everything else;

- anxiety;
- soft furniture become intolerable;
- clothing becomes restricted and the idea of removing all your clothing and lying on cold floors seems the only real way out.

“Oh my dear god , here comes the Cider Spiders”

by dixie222 March 2, 2019

Cider Fart

gas passed through the anal vent, with a distinctive egg smell with a hint of apple

Bob - "What's that rotten smell, oh wait it has a bit of a nice fragrance"

Mike - "It's my cider fart"

by dalek boab May 24, 2010

Cider whale

A term commonly used atleast in Finland for overweight women who look like they drink a lot of cider.

Hey Janari, look at that cider whale who got stuck in her chair!

by poreet September 22, 2019

Cider Poo

When a person gets completely wasted on cider the day after they may have a cider poo which is commonly mistaken for diarrhoea but it can last for longer than the morning after.

Person. yo dude i was so wasted on cider last week

other person. is it man did you have a cider poo in the morning?

person. dude they lasted till like a day ago

by Rolphy March 2, 2009