the paranoid hallucinations you see when suffering the after effects of a heavy night on drugs and/or drink.
(calling who you were with the night before)
"that was a real heavy session. I have been seeing cider spiders since i woke up"
"that was a real heavy session. I have been seeing cider spiders since i woke up"
by polecat1982 August 21, 2007
The imaginary spiders which are crawling all over you during your hangover which makes you feel anxiety, loss of bodily functions and the all encompassing fear of impending doom.
Cider Spiders can come on during your hangover and symptoms include:
- the feeling of death approaching;
- sweating;
- panic for no reason;
- being able to hear your heart beat above everything else;
- anxiety;
- soft furniture become intolerable;
- clothing becomes restricted and the idea of removing all your clothing and lying on cold floors seems the only real way out.
Cider Spiders can come on during your hangover and symptoms include:
- the feeling of death approaching;
- sweating;
- panic for no reason;
- being able to hear your heart beat above everything else;
- anxiety;
- soft furniture become intolerable;
- clothing becomes restricted and the idea of removing all your clothing and lying on cold floors seems the only real way out.
by dixie222 March 02, 2019
A fictitious brand of Apple Cider, which is REALLY slang for a chick who LOVES to have dicks (plural) inside her.
by Marsha Brady July 26, 2006
Bob - "What's that rotten smell, oh wait it has a bit of a nice fragrance"
Mike - "It's my cider fart"
Mike - "It's my cider fart"
by dalek boab May 23, 2010
A term commonly used atleast in Finland for overweight women who look like they drink a lot of cider.
by poreet September 22, 2019
A song by Smosh. basically, there comedic version of whistle by flo rida. its a song about blow jobs.
it dont matter who you are, white black asian or hispanic, theres no need to panic, you know this s***'s organic. if you dont get enough, it can make you go nuts, grab your dixon cider, wash it down with donuts.
by darkmaster300 June 18, 2013
When a person gets completely wasted on cider the day after they may have a cider poo which is commonly mistaken for diarrhoea but it can last for longer than the morning after.
Person. yo dude i was so wasted on cider last week
other person. is it man did you have a cider poo in the morning?
person. dude they lasted till like a day ago
other person. is it man did you have a cider poo in the morning?
person. dude they lasted till like a day ago
by Rolphy March 02, 2009