Churd

A person who is a combination of churl and turd.

"Stop being such a churd".

by intelpro May 30, 2006

Churd

When one is acting churdy. Or does Churdy things.

Chiquita is a churd, as is Ravi.

by Neuqua December 9, 2004

Churd

Small hardened chunks of smegma that are the result of poor hygiene.

Girl 1: I'm never going down on him again!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: ...Churds
Girl 2: (gags uncontrollably)

by Kelleyyo March 22, 2017

Churding

The act of using spray cheese as lube while aggressively having sexual inter course with a dog.

“Bro I churded the family dog so hard last night!”
“Damn bro churding is scientifically proven to have negative health effects”

by muntmaxxing May 11, 2024

Micheal Richards aka Churd

A guy who sheds his ass hairs into his victims throats

Oh did u guys see Micheal Richards aka Churd at the party

by Nibbajews September 21, 2020

Churd

A church nerd. An attender of church who is so nerdy about church they are a church nerd, therefore churd.

That girl is such a churd. She brings her bible to school!

by Tim Keller November 24, 2025

churd

1. a fecal mass larger around than it is long.

2. a person producing same.

Just dropped a churd, guess I'll have to flush 10 or 15 times to break it up.

by iamrodriguez December 20, 2019