Churd

A person who is a combination of churl and turd.

"Stop being such a churd".

by intelpro May 30, 2006

Churd

When one is acting churdy. Or does Churdy things.

Chiquita is a churd, as is Ravi.

by Neuqua December 9, 2004

Churd

Small hardened chunks of smegma that are the result of poor hygiene.

Girl 1: I'm never going down on him again!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: ...Churds
Girl 2: (gags uncontrollably)

by Kelleyyo March 22, 2017

churd

1. a fecal mass larger around than it is long.

2. a person producing same.

Just dropped a churd, guess I'll have to flush 10 or 15 times to break it up.

by iamrodriguez December 20, 2019

Churding

The act of using spray cheese as lube while aggressively having sexual inter course with a dog.

“Bro I churded the family dog so hard last night!”
“Damn bro churding is scientifically proven to have negative health effects”

by muntmaxxing May 11, 2024

Churd

A derogatory term that combines turd and chode. Used aptly for name calling.

Don’t be such a churd bro

by koddy kad October 16, 2022

Micheal Richards aka Churd

A guy who sheds his ass hairs into his victims throats

Oh did u guys see Micheal Richards aka Churd at the party

by Nibbajews September 21, 2020