A mediocre looking girl who's overweight and has small tits.
Men who date and/or fornicate with these types of women are appropriately re-named "Chudley" (addressed as "Chudley" but referred to as THE CHUD) to identify them as a guy who fucks chuds.
Men who date and/or fornicate with these types of women are appropriately re-named "Chudley" (addressed as "Chudley" but referred to as THE CHUD) to identify them as a guy who fucks chuds.
You couldn't pay me enough money to fuck that chud; she's a pig!
Hey chudley, that chick's right up your alley - fat body, small tits. Go get her!
Friend 1: What happened to that fat pig at the party the other day; she was drunk out of her mind!
Friend 2: Oh, her? What do you think happened? She was taken down by THE CHUD.
Friend 1: Fucken Chudley. He loves those small tittied pigs.
Hey chudley, that chick's right up your alley - fat body, small tits. Go get her!
Friend 1: What happened to that fat pig at the party the other day; she was drunk out of her mind!
Friend 2: Oh, her? What do you think happened? She was taken down by THE CHUD.
Friend 1: Fucken Chudley. He loves those small tittied pigs.
by CGizzo February 17, 2009
A penis which is wider than it is long. Can also be used to describe a subject that is particularly weird/grotesque/"chuddish". Much to popular error, it is pronounced "Chudd", and not the alternative "Chode", which is completely incorrect. Words can also be added to the end of it, to create a new word which shows great literature and lingual skills.
Man: Did you hear about that Berty guy?
Friend: Yup, complete chud!
Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud!
Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog"
Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"?
Friend: What the one about the giant chud?
Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Berty:........what's a chud?
Friend: Yup, complete chud!
Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud!
Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog"
Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"?
Friend: What the one about the giant chud?
Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Berty:........what's a chud?
by Simon Alnaimi February 22, 2008
by Chud Packer May 23, 2021
by ihbbygyvytyvty6 June 07, 2023
by Phonkist January 14, 2022
Fisher 1: dude what the fuck is that in the holding tank
Fisher 2: bro I dont even know it's like 5 different types of bait
Fisher 1: o you mean chud?
Fisher 2: ya dude, why is there a buttplug in there?
Fisher 2: bro I dont even know it's like 5 different types of bait
Fisher 1: o you mean chud?
Fisher 2: ya dude, why is there a buttplug in there?
by Jimbean69 June 07, 2019
A complete idiot who uses old timey speak to try to sound intelligent. Goes far beyond the scope of what is considered geeky. This dude thinks it's cool to wear a monacle and a top hat, and speaks in literary references 24/7.
by awesomeland713 August 11, 2011