Chuck E. Cheese; a parent's worst nightmare. Delicious pizza & snotty brats asking you for extra money or coins. Parents avoid passing it up in fear of hearing the loud cry of "CHUCKEEEEEEEEEE CHCHCHEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEE!" And forced to waste $45.00 on pizza, hot wings,soda, & coins.kids love it. May dominate Speedzone, Celebration Station, or Main Event one day. WHEN PIGS FLY!
Parent is stuck in traffic with an empty shortcut street with CHUCK E. CHEESE SIGNS ALL OVER TH PLACE. 7 other cars are way ahead of you. Finally decides to go faster than Ozzy Osborne at an OMG Girlz concert
KID:"CH-CH-CH-CHUCKY CH-CHEESE!"
KID 2: "MOMMY, CAN WE GO?" (BATS EYELASHES)
PARENT :"DAMN IT!"
KID 1 & KID 2 IN UNISON: "DAMN IT MEANS YAY!"
Pulls into Chuck E. Cheese.
KID:"CH-CH-CH-CHUCKY CH-CHEESE!"
KID 2: "MOMMY, CAN WE GO?" (BATS EYELASHES)
PARENT :"DAMN IT!"
KID 1 & KID 2 IN UNISON: "DAMN IT MEANS YAY!"
Pulls into Chuck E. Cheese.
by TINKERBELL98 June 24, 2010
I pizza/entertainment chain that features a arcade and usually a animatronic band. You can get pizza along with other dishes. It was established in 1977 by the maker of Atari and is still in business to this day. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck E. Cheese's is not filled with pedophiles. The prizes are pretty shitty though.
by GoatDestroyer138 September 08, 2015
A place where kids go but thats not whats its about its where all the chads go to instead of dave and busters there pizzas are fucking amazing that it feels your in heaven everytime i step into one i cry of how beutiful it really is,the games ,the food, they even removed that shitty playplace thing because it was ruining the god of the estableshmint
by spunchbop June 06, 2022
Alex: daddy can I go to Chuck E Cheese
Daddy: nah man we’re going to the club
Alex: but daddy I’m only 7 years old I’m not old enough to go to the club. I wanna go to a place where a kid can be a kid.
Daddy: fine
Alex: YAAAAAAAAAY!
Daddy: nah man we’re going to the club
Alex: but daddy I’m only 7 years old I’m not old enough to go to the club. I wanna go to a place where a kid can be a kid.
Daddy: fine
Alex: YAAAAAAAAAY!
by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019
A place for youngsters to have a good time and enjoy pizza.
Also a place to get fucked in public and nobody cares.
Also a place to get fucked in public and nobody cares.
At chuck e cheese the other day, I was playing a car race game. I won, then a hot girl come up to me and sits on my lap. She pulled my pants down a little and proceeded to ride my cock in public.
by yomama0 January 30, 2014
A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
Person 1: "Dude, I totally just Chuck E. Cheesed Renee."
Person 2: "Nice! What did you give her?"
Person 1: "AIDS, Gonorrhea, and Herpes."
Person 2: "Nice! What did you give her?"
Person 1: "AIDS, Gonorrhea, and Herpes."
by bgwrestler January 07, 2009