baking cupcakes

A euphemism for not getting any sex, and possibly doing another activity (ie: stress baking) to relieve the stress of celibacy.

Cindy: What's up, Jon?
Jon: Just hanging out, baking cupcakes.
Cindy: Oh, I love cupcakes! Save me some!
Jon: That's not what I...oh, never mind. Wanna do it?
Cindy: Not really
Jon: Then I guess I'll keep baking cupcakes.

by failboy September 20, 2009

Nice cupcakes

Old man lingo for "Nice tits"

Those are some nice cupcakes, babe.

by rogeroo January 10, 2012

cupcakes

the whores of the muffin world

Those cupcakes are the whores of the muffin world.

by ashtonkutcher March 6, 2008

cumcakes

When you put your cum in cupcake batter instead of water or milk.

Those cumcakes were deeeelicious

by Melorganne March 30, 2007

cumcakes

When you use cum instead of milk or water while baking cupcakes.

1.Mm those cumcakes were deee-licious.

by Morgella April 2, 2007

C-cupcakes

A special kind of the most satisfying cup-size of breasts that are also the perfect shape, very perky, and have very suckable nipples, resembling cupcakes with cherries on top.

Glen- "Dude, my girl's got C-cupcakes!"

Rodney-"You lucky bastard! I wish my girl had C-cupcakes!"

by glennettbennett1 November 2, 2010

Twilight Cupcakes

When two girls on their rag get in the scissor position, and vigorously convulse whilst screaming Edwards name.

"Dude, those bitches are crazy. I bet they left the theater to make some Twilight Cupcakes."

by ApplesauceBitch January 5, 2010