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Christoper Meloni

Star of Law and Order: SVU; partner to Mariska Hargitay's character Olivia Benson. Previously starred on the HBO series Oz. Is the sexiest man currently on a crime drama, partnered with the sexiest woman currently on a crime drama.
by torrentia July 10, 2006
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Christofer Drew

The absolute hottest man in the world(sorta)
He's so freaking hot!
NEVERSHOUTNEVER bitchazz.
haha. LOVE CHRISTOFER DREW INGLE!!!!
Christofer Drew sang Bigcitydreams, making me moist.
by Vegas Violence May 24, 2009
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CHRISTOFORO

noun
1. A semi-literate douchebag who ruined his career, and the reputation of the company he represented, by being a prick to a series of customers and “Gabe” of Penny Arcade and PAX fame.

verb
2. The act of being a career ending douche to the wrong person.

noun
3. Solid human waste, excrement.

verb
4. The act of moving the human bowel, to defecate.
1. "I wwebsite as on the internet"

2. "Hey Mikey,

We’re not renting a booth at pax east this year , bigger and better shows to be at we got nothing from the show . Oh so you know this guy has sold over 500 thousand dollars of product in Dec and is my main distribution arm landing us in GameStop , fry’s , Myers , Best buy , Activision , MLG , play N trade and a lot more . Were in 6 countries and you’re not going to take my money for a booth that’s a crock I can guarantee I’ll get a booth if I want one money buys a lot and connections go even further. He’s a native Bostonian from Little Italy . Who are you again ?"

3. "Did you see that CHRISTOFORO someone left in the john? It was as big a babies arm!"

4. "Dude after eating that chili I need to take a huge CHRISTOFORO."
by Stinkbeard23 December 31, 2011
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Christoffer

There is nothing more regal than a Christoffer.
by Flamingo Spya November 13, 2013
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cristofer

cristofer is usually a very sexy person. cristofer usually is friends with someone who really really really likes him but he does nothing about it. he goes out with someone else instead. but that doesnt mean cristofer is a mean person. he still is a very hott person. he is also a very nicee person. and a good listnener. he is one of my favoritest computer friends ever. ily budd.
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by x0xbrittanyx0x March 17, 2009
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Christoffer

Christoffer is handsome, he is charming, he is the type of guy who would do anything to make you smile if you’re down. He is an angel, he is a true gentleman. If he somehow hurts you, he would stop at nothing to apologize and how you would take the apology is up to you.

A Christoffer is one of the best people to have around, and if you’re lucky enough to have a Christoffer in your life, hold on tight.
- Where’s Christoffer?
- oh, he’s just helping an old lady cross the street, he’ll be here any minute.
by Social-fangirl January 26, 2020
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Christoffer

Christoffer is the most amazing boyfriend you could ever had. He is smart and funny. He makes you laugh and hugs you when you cry.
He loves food and candies, he is not much into cheese.
Christoffer is loyal and honest, he will spoil you and hug you and kiss you every single day.
Christoffer liked to travel and he is not scared about trying new things.
Girl: my boyfriend is perfect
Girl 2: oh really? How is he?
Girl: he is a Christoffer

Girl 2: ahhhh lucky yoj
by Mxdk1991 January 31, 2020
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