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Merry Fuckin Christmas

A perfectly acceptable christmas wish between friends and estranged relatives. However, if refused warrants expulsion from ones facebook friends list.
Abe: Merry Fuckin Christmas Ashley, and God bless.
Ashley: Thats inappropriate Abe!
Abe: Wow bitch don't big league me, bitch.
Ashley: (No Response)
by GoldMiner January 13, 2010
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fucking up my christmas

This phrase means that someone is attractive, sexy, turning you on, or making you hott. It is commonly used when a teenage male is attracted to a female.
by Punxzoars July 1, 2007
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its fucking christmas

tom: ey yo its fucking christmas

jhon: hohoho bitch
by fucking santa November 1, 2021
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Christian fucking

When a female virgin lets someone have anal sex with her so as to maintain her virginity in the eyes of God.
Marie doesn't want to lose her virginity until she's married, so we did some Christian fucking instead.
by C-Lo R. December 6, 2007
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Christmasfucker

A person that is such a fucker, they ruin Christmas.
"Wow, Ernest, thanks for not being a Christmasfucker. Now go to camp."

"Wow, Rudolph, you are also not a Christmasfucker."

"Kevin, you spilled Dr. Pepper all over everything at our Christmas party or whatever, and got your hair lit on fire at the Christmas pageant. Look what you did you little Christmasfucker. I think I shall leave you home alone."
by SweetChristmas April 22, 2009
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