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Chris Church Maxing

Chris Chruch Maxing is when you wear a red nike tech for long periods of time
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Christchurch

A city of around 400,000 people who jump into doorways and under tables on a regular basis. Toilets are often holes in the ground, and portable toilets are present on many streets. Sometimes one can see crap swimming down rivers to the sea. This is because so many of its residents shit themselves every time there is another earthquake. There is no central city any more - it all fell down. Brick chimneys and unreinforced brick walls are to be avoided. So are tall buildings, hills and cliff faces. February 22 2011 was the shakiest day yet.
Christchurch: The City that Rocks
Christchurch: It's Munted
by ShakyEd April 17, 2011
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Christchurch

A city in New Zealand that experiences many earthquakes.
Dude 1: Hey you wanna go to Christchurch?
Dude 2: Nah, there will probably be an earthquake.
by Abraxos August 3, 2018
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Christchurch Boy's High School

A shithole school full of dumb faggots who rape girls and end up as plumbers or gay prostitutes later in life.
Haha look! its one of those faggots from Christchurch Boy's High School
by dildy69 June 25, 2018
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Christchurch Grammar School

Christchurch Grammar School, also known as Ricechurch, is a school in Perth where as soon as you enter the front gates, you play a small game called "Spot the Australian". They also perform extremely well in swimming events with other schools due to most of the Christchurch population having to swim to get to Australia in the first place.
Hey, did you hear about the kid who set the new record in the swimming carnival? Must be a Christchurch Grammar School kid.
by lolgamers April 26, 2019
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Christchurch

Christchurch is a term that is exclaimed when someone finds themselves in a situation where the shouting of Christ or Jesus Christ would generally be warranted. The term is said to have been created in southern Ontario (Canada) when a young chap hurt himself in the presence of devout churchgoers and wanted to yell Christ. As it is blasphemous to use the Lord's name in vain, the inventor - who was well read in Oceanic geography - quickly added church to the end of his exclamation.

Note: If you hear someone use Christchurch in this context, it is customary that you reply by stating Auckland - or more rarely, Wellington.
John: (Stand up in a low ceiling basement and hit his head) 'A christchurch!'

Peter: Auckland!
by jamic39 August 13, 2015
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Christchurch

A town on the English south coast not to be mistaken for Christchurch New Zealand, it's main attraction is the sewage works that make the whole area smell like your grandad. It has the largest number of old people in the UK meaning there is no lack of war stories but a massive demand for adult diapers. Popular sports there is bingo, holding up traffic and getting to the shop without having a fall. The council decided it was cheaper to use Hurst's instead of busses because it saves on petrol. Instead if road signs they use grave stones because the cemetery ran out of space.
Hey Doris let's go to Christchurch for our holiday
by No I'm innocent March 1, 2017
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