"Bike" park located in Christchurch, New Zealand. Also called 'CAP'. One of the fucking shittest bike park to ever exist. Everything is overpriced as fuck and the trails there are next level SHIT.
by Charlie Ranga February 17, 2021
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Matt: "Thinking about doing the frozen Christchurch fault line with Kristie"
Ben: "too soon buddy, too soon"
Ben: "too soon buddy, too soon"
by KiNGY_83 March 12, 2011
Get the Frozen Christchurch fault line mug.A very red and round haemorrhoid caused by excessive weight lifting in the gym. Particularly a problem for men not making any gains, and those that skip leg day. Regionally significant to Christchurch, New Zealand, where there is not much else to do but go to the gym if you're a single male.
Particularly sought after prize of the local gay community who hold Christchurch cherry popping events every spring when the city's famous cherry trees are in full bloom.
Particularly sought after prize of the local gay community who hold Christchurch cherry popping events every spring when the city's famous cherry trees are in full bloom.
by Thurston Harde April 14, 2021
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Hi I’m a Christchurch grammar school boy i never have to work daddy gives me anything like my yacht.
Boy: Send??? Girl:no sorry x. Boy: “sees message” Girl: left on open
Boy: Send??? Girl:no sorry x. Boy: “sees message” Girl: left on open
by Meghanturnball February 5, 2020
Get the Christchurch grammar school mug.Christchurch Boys High is a leading academic, sporting and cultural school. Everyone wishes they went to Boys High but hides their insecurity by making up shit about it.
Person 1: Do you go to CBHS
A fine young man who respects and represents the school badge with pride: Yes I attend Christchurch Boys High School
Person 1: Damn I wish I went there.
A fine young man who respects and represents the school badge with pride: Please do not say the D-word.
Person 1: Wow, you are amazing.
A fine young man who respects and represents the school badge with pride: Yes I attend Christchurch Boys High School
Person 1: Damn I wish I went there.
A fine young man who respects and represents the school badge with pride: Please do not say the D-word.
Person 1: Wow, you are amazing.
by FineYoungMan July 24, 2019
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Get the christchurch mug.Chrismicha describes a warm and loving person whose joy in life stems from seeing out other warm and loving people, no matter how different they may be from you. Embracing differences as uniqueness that makes an individual even more wonderful is the essence of Chrismicha. The term originated in the Bay Area and is believed to have been inspired by the term "Chrismakkuh", a term signifying the joining of people of the Christian and Jewish faiths in a united holiday.
He's good people, you can feel the chrismicha in him.
by sazzil October 18, 2015
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