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chomping munch

when a man goes down on a girl against his will, also includes eating anywhere in the region of the anus and butt cheeks all the way through to the top of the vagina.
"I chomped so much munch last night, and only to get those Monster energy drinks I wanted."
"She made me chomp munch last night."
"Chomping munch is something you do against your will, and you better get the whole region!"
by Count Chocula Brocula July 28, 2017
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Choosing

When a person shows interest in more than one person in the same social circle
I was texting her at first, after she saw Gabe she was choosing.
by Jeff_TheWhale August 9, 2018
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Chopping parsley

Eatting pussy
Steps for sex:

1. Kissing
2. Touching
3. Chopping parsley
4. Insertion

After we kissed, I slid her pants off and began chopping her parsley
by MJBL January 10, 2012
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On the chopping block

A person who's on the chopping block is in danger of losing their job or getting into serious trouble. A project that's on the chopping block is likely to be terminated.
Matt really put his head on the chopping block when he started

spending all the money that doesn't belonged to him.
by Morphius13 July 13, 2016
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chopping rails

Cutting up lines of powdered drugs such as cocaine for inhalation.
Bruce was chopping rails of blow when the cops kicked in his door.
by sniffle and snort September 2, 2010
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choosing beggar

A typical choosing beggar wants things that are decently expensive, and good quality, for astonishingly low prices. The "choosing beggar" title, originated from Reddit, under a subreddit called r/choosingbeggars. When choosing beggars don't get their ways, they often start cussing and threatening the person trying to sell them the item. A karen is often a choosing beggar.
Salesperson - I had a choosing beggar try to get a 3-month-old MacBook from me for 30 dollars and some essential oils!

Friend - Dude WTF? Those peeps are insane, man.
by nutella_14 May 20, 2019
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crooping

When you cry while you poop
I was crooping last night.
by alexaforev March 20, 2017
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