The Choo-Choo Train

The act where before going to sleep, you and your homies join in a circle where you each lean over to the homie next to you and suck him off to make him sleepy. Then everyone can sleep well

"The choo-choo train would help me sleep boys"

by Limedude123 July 13, 2019

reverse choo choo train

It’s when a girl takes a hit of her vape then sucks a mans dick and proceeds to blow said vape into the males dick hole.

Nick: yo I got UTI because my girl gave me a reverse choo choo train

Rob: damn that shit wack man

by Coolfrogawesome2 November 8, 2020

PULL THE TRAIN (OR CHOO-CHOO)

(Of a woman): to fuck or blow several men one after the other.

After the bitch got drunk, she took several men outside behind the bar and, man oh man, did she ever pull the train that night.

by weave August 25, 2003

Poo-choo train

Lyrics:

Mr. Hanky: "Poo-choo trian's layin' down its tracks, with a POO! CHOO! all the way and back!"

Eric Cartman: "Poo-poo train is my favorite thing! Spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!"

Mr. Hanky: "Christmas time wouldn't be the same, without hugs and kisses and a poo-choo train."

"Christmas time wouldn't be the same, without hugs and kisses and a poo-choo train."

by Phillip Evans December 23, 2004

Poo-choo train

Train made out of turds; created by Mr. Hanky on South Park as a way to reach the North Pole.

Hey kids, let's ride the poo-choo train and go see Santa!

by RatchetBoo July 7, 2003

Poo Choo Train

When sitting on the porcelain throne, preparing to drop some deuces a steady stream of fart air emits from your bunghole, sometimes pinched enough to emit a squeaking or whistling sounding fart announcing the turd train a'comin until the poo seals off the space and stops the whistle

Fuck dude, i could hear your poo choo train comin down the tracks from out here

by Colonel Skadoosh November 6, 2009

Poo Choo Train Express

All aboard the porcelain express!! You nestle down for what feels an epic. A high pitched fart whistles out of your puckered A-hole. There is an urgency like you never felt before.

With all your might you squeeze! Your muscles tighten just as your sphincter gives way! A mighty log of fecal matter and gas jettison out of your bungole on a one stop journey to hell! On its way down the log lays down a crooked rusty track that appears to be forged by satan himself.

The poo choo train express was quick, and brutal. It's all over in under 20 seconds. Looking down, the train wreck below leaves you sobbing in your crotch.

Kieran : Dude... go check the toilet. I think I may have caused some serious damage to my anus.

Derek : (runs to toilet - runs out) my god, are you ok? That's horrific.

Kieran : I don't know what happened. It was all over so fast. First a simple toot... then an explosion. I feel like I've been ass raped man!!

Derek : (comforts Kieran) hey big fella, it's gonna be ok. You just had your first poo choo train express. First time is never easy. It's gonna be a while before you're ok. We better go break the bad news to the toilet duck.

by K-man75 February 8, 2012