A white chocolate surprise is when a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, licks out a mixture of excrement and semen with his tongue, and deposits it in her vagina whilst eating her out.
by Emmzee March 19, 2008
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by Ste Crayston June 20, 2006
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Bob pulled his dick out of Mary's butthole and looked down in horror, realizing he had a strawberry chocolate surprise.
by Roflles July 2, 2017
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by Carls and KC December 26, 2007
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"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
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