1. A girl takes a shit without wiping.
2. A long bout of anal sex occurs.
3. The woman licks the shit covered cock of the ass pirate until orgasm.
4. Man licks shit off girls teeth
2. A long bout of anal sex occurs.
3. The woman licks the shit covered cock of the ass pirate until orgasm.
4. Man licks shit off girls teeth
by Tyler Robert Fletcher January 02, 2008
When yoir significant other takes a large amount of laxatives and while you are hitting from behing she profusely defecates on the others penis.
by Gerald Pinkstinker May 05, 2021
when a man has anal intercourse with a woman until she feels the need to poke out a turtle head, then spreads his man-seed on the turtle head and another woman takes a bite of it
guy 1: "I heard brads mom gives one hell of a white chocolate dipped banana"
guy 2: "you heard right my friend, you heard right..."
guy 2: "you heard right my friend, you heard right..."
by twschwa July 05, 2006
A sexual act, occurring when a man defecates into the woman's mouth and then the woman gives the man fellatio before swallowing the feces.
"I couldn't believe it, but actually it was her who insisted on giving me a Chocolate Covered Banana."
by BondageTMA November 13, 2009
by Flodorida December 27, 2010
A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
by Mendax June 23, 2014
What a guy does anal with a hooker and the hooker proceeds to give the guy a blowjob without cleansing the penis.
by LickDick489777 October 19, 2018