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chocolate covered banana

1. A girl takes a shit without wiping.
2. A long bout of anal sex occurs.
3. The woman licks the shit covered cock of the ass pirate until orgasm.
4. Man licks shit off girls teeth
Honey, i dont have any desert, but we can try a chocolate covered banana if your game for it.
by Tyler Robert Fletcher January 11, 2008
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Chocolate Covered Banana

When yoir significant other takes a large amount of laxatives and while you are hitting from behing she profusely defecates on the others penis.
Me and Big Bertha just did a Chocolate Covered Banana, things got a little messy.
by Gerald Pinkstinker May 4, 2021
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white chocolate dipped banana

when a man has anal intercourse with a woman until she feels the need to poke out a turtle head, then spreads his man-seed on the turtle head and another woman takes a bite of it
guy 1: "I heard brads mom gives one hell of a white chocolate dipped banana"
guy 2: "you heard right my friend, you heard right..."
by twschwa September 5, 2008
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Chocolate Covered Banana

A sexual act, occurring when a man defecates into the woman's mouth and then the woman gives the man fellatio before swallowing the feces.
"I couldn't believe it, but actually it was her who insisted on giving me a Chocolate Covered Banana."
by BondageTMA November 13, 2009
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Banana Chocolate Shit

The act of performing a Mangina and then defecating on one's own genitals (specifically the penis).
Eric just pulled a Banana Chocolate Shit after trying to Fruit Bowl David.
by Flodorida January 3, 2011
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Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
by Mendax June 23, 2014
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Chocolate Banana

What a guy does anal with a hooker and the hooker proceeds to give the guy a blowjob without cleansing the penis.
“She said that Chocolate Banana was delicious last night.”
by LickDick489777 October 18, 2018
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