chubstitute

A hot substitute teacher.

I had a chubstitute teacher in History today

by scott March 2, 2004

Chastitute

A Woman or Man who sells or otherwise "whores out" their chastity through Media Attention or for Political Gain.

Did you see that Pro-Life Republican snob on cable, Chastituting out their soul for their overly excited 15 seconds of fame, on the FOX News Channel? What a Chastitute!

by Gurrrfuss June 15, 2012

Constitute

Constantinople + prostitute; a Turkish prostitute.

"Dang, that constitute was cray."

by T-Swig October 9, 2016

Costitute

A small, delicate, Holsworthian lady of the night who is actually a bloke in a dress. To put it basically, "fiver a go".

"I travelled 84.6 miles to suck the teet of this Costitute, and it was only a fiver! Bargin!"

"I dont think they know it, but that Costitute has his shlong hanging out"

by The real Costitute May 8, 2009

crostitute

Cross dressing prostitute

I was so hammered last night , I didn't realize the prostitute I picked up was actually a crostitute.

by Timmy Teninch O'mazin November 11, 2013

christitute

when a male is having intercourse with a female from behind, before cuming you stick your finger in her rectum, she shall then turn around and say "wtf" and then you fart in her face.

britt: guess what happened to sabrina?
cass:what?
britt: she was doing it with mr.z and he so pulled a christitute.

by britt&cass May 26, 2007

Catstitute

A cat prostitute

My cat was so sexualy needy that I took him to a catstitute

by Guillyyy February 26, 2024