This involves two people, person one will lay facing the ground with their ass in the air over person two, then person one will cup their hands under their butt hole. Next person one will let loose their bowls and this makes a "bowl of chili" in their hands. Person one will then drop this bowl on the face of the unsuspecting victim. This works best with a watery diarrhea, not solid excrement.
by dobe2049 December 08, 2008
by blake killian July 08, 2011
It's when you wake up with morning wood, then proceed to sneak in on your girl while she is taking a shit and titty fuck her hoping to shoot your load on her tits before she can complete the dump.
Frank came in this morning and tried to empty the chili bowl all over me this morning, it was disgusting because I had a bad case of diarrhea.
by SR&AB September 30, 2010
To pour hotsauce on someone's anus and then beat it in with an old school heavy telephone receiver (the kind with a cord).
by Dankester April 28, 2005
1. relatively unknown revenge device, all that IS known is that it involves a bottle of Tobasco, a telephone, and the anus
2. Food
2. Food
by Chris Fucking Cameron January 08, 2005
no one really knows what it is. it involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus. it was first heard on the 121st episode of southpark "pre school"
by ktulu666 March 25, 2009
I don't know what kind of kid would give him a texas chili bowl; I only know that I wouldn't ever want to be on that kid's bad side.
by ButtersFTMFW December 04, 2010