Chuffed to the muff

To be extremely pleased with oneself

Larissa's achievements were so amazing, she is entitled to be chuffed to the muff.

by Dagitator November 14, 2011

chuffed to bits

to be really pleased

I am really chuffed to bits by your ba-donka-donk.

by fenotter October 11, 2011

chuffed

To be quite proud of ones self.

I just had my first backshot experience, i'm so chuffed!

by SOPHisACE November 21, 2001

chiefed

to be stoned and out of it

jon:dude u chiefed
tony:dude im chiefed ever day

by cody May 7, 2005

Chuffed to Bits

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.

"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"

by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019

cliffed it

when somebody makes a cracker of a joke, creating a glory moment similar to the epic feeling of stopping a motorbike on the edge of a cliff, then 'falls off' in the process of making another, this time lame, joke, as they go for too much glory.

Person #1: "You're so gay you make a circle look straight"

Crowd: "HA HA HA"

Person #1 (Feeling cocky): you're so gay you make a gay man look straight

Crowd: ...

Person #1's friend: "Mate, you just cliffed it"

by stilltryingforwordoftheday May 6, 2009

Cheffed the opps

To stab, kill or wound an opp/someone from a rival gang

1."Boys let's go and chef the opps"
2."We've cheffed the opps"

by UK Meanings January 21, 2021