How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

A tongue twister

Say it five times fast

by Keith May 21, 2004

A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

The other example was wrong so I fixed it.

" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

by sgt.failure July 28, 2021

Wood Chuck

A girl who sucks a man's penis when it is hard and only when it is hard.

that girl gets around to all the guys in school, she is a major Wood Chuck.

by LunarWolf November 29, 2011

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris

a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.

Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.

by Adrian July 13, 2006

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you?

JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? Quite a lot, apparently

by LazyRaisin November 22, 2017