chestnutting

humping something with ur chest

LOOK AT THAT WOMAN CHESTNUTTING HER KID, CHAD.

by thebiGgEy August 31, 2018

chestnuts

Lazy organisms that just lay around all day

he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy

by Pizza shit February 25, 2004

chestnut

When a man vigorously rubs his sack in between a woman's tits.

I chestnuted your mom last night in bed.

by Sergeant poon May 25, 2005

chestnut

Term used to describe a sexy woman with blond hair and brown eyes

SWM seeks hot, sexy female chestnut for an intimate encounter

by BadBrad L November 27, 2007

chestnut

Basically a pearl necklace, or the act of a man ejaculating on a woman (or I suppose a man's) chest and neck. It derives from the term nut refering to the act of ejaculation and the location of the chest, thus: chestnut.

Hey honey, if you won't give me a blowjob, can I give you a chestnut?

by J. M. E. January 29, 2006

Chestnuts

A maneuver in which one man yells "Chestnuts!" and forcefully grasps another person's bocces, like a vice grip, for a period of seven seconds or more. The aforementioned results in a sensation of pain and also occasional homoerotic confusion.

Joey: Yo guys, watch me sack tap Ted!
Ted: Hey, c'mon what did I do?
(Ted is sack tapped)
Joey: Haha, how those bocces feeling?
Ted(grimacing): Agh, they feel like, well... CHESTNUTS!!
Joey: AHHHH, OH GOD, PLEASE, LET GO, STOP!!!

---

Dude 1: Bro, check that out!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: CHESTNUTS
Dude 2: OWWWW, DUUUDE!
Dude 1: HAHA, GOTCHYA!
Dude 2: Ow... ow, let go man, ha that's enough seriously
Dude 1: No..
Dude 2: ...
Dude 1: They feel nic..
Dude 2: Shut up.
Dude 1: This never happened

by 311Chronicles May 27, 2009

chestnuts

Where ones nipples are pointy enough to look like peanuts, therefore, they are chestnuts.

Jeremy: Dude, your so gross! Get rid of those!
Jimmy: Well, your the one that asked to see my chestnuts!

by lexiwolfz January 07, 2015