formulating chemist

someone with no knowledge of science who works within a makeshift laboratory usually surrounded by mess and failed experiments.
"tidy your room! who do you think you are, a formulating chemist?"
by azmansell February 12, 2010
Get the formulating chemist mug.

Arkansas Chemist

-noun (ahr-kuhn-saw Kem-ist)
A specialist in the use of seminal fluid from humans or livestock to produce various personal health care or beauty products.
Why does Jennifer's skin look like that? "It's probably because she's an Arkansas Chemist."

Jason, how do you keep your hair in that little mohawk? "My uncle showed me how to mix this stuff in my hair; he was a chemist, an Arkansas Chemist, but he's in prison now."
by TeamExclaim September 29, 2010
Get the Arkansas Chemist mug.

Protein Chemist

An expert at extracting protein (in the dirty way) aka being a slut
by New trends July 02, 2015
Get the Protein Chemist mug.

Forensic Chemist

Someone who sucks out the souls of small children on sunday evenings. Usually derives pleasure from taking away the social life of teenagers and kicking puppies.
Man, sometimes my parents can be such forensic chemists.
by [bitterpartyofone] March 23, 2009
Get the Forensic Chemist mug.

cut chemist

the worst band to ever walk this planet

i'm serious
listen to What's the Altitude by Cut Chemist and you'll get what i'm saying
by potency37 November 28, 2006
Get the cut chemist mug.

dj cut chemist

Cut Chemist is the preforming name of Lucas MacFadden. Cut Chemist was a part of Jurassic 5 until he parted to work on a Solo album called The Audiance is Listening, which everyone says is crap, but really isn't. He is insirational to begining dj's such as myself (or at least i think so). Cut chemist usually inserts cuts of speech and blends them with hip hop or trip hop elements.
by mills yo February 11, 2007
Get the dj cut chemist mug.

Chemist

A person who studies chemistry, but is also secretly insane.
"What is your expertise?"
"I am a chemist."
by thatoneguyinthiswebsite May 18, 2022
Get the Chemist mug.