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Cheeky Fucking

The sexual act involving placing a penis between buttcheeks, sans insertion of said penis into the anus. The penis is then thrusted between the cheeks, creating enough friction to cause pleasure for the penis. It is a cousin to titty fucking, yet somehow much more disrespectful.

Dante: Yo dat bish has some big o' titties! I want to titty fuck them so bad!

Tyler: Titty fuck? You gotta upgrade to cheeky fucking my friend. Imagine a hot dog between buns with extra mayo nomsayin?

Dante: My god, I have seen the light. I'm bout to cheeky fuck the shit out of that ho!

by T Fury. September 4, 2011

cheeky fucker

Someone who is sly but also brazen. They tend to talk or scheme behind your back then act friendly in other social circumstances

"Joe blogs has been trying to talk shit about me but has just liked my photo, cheeky fucker!"

by Lyndsayjane69 March 15, 2016

Check Your Fucking Pockets

1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation

Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!

or

Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.

by naked_people_everywhere December 26, 2011

Cheez-It Fucked

The act of fingering a woman's vagina with fingers covered with cheesy residue, after consuming large amounts of cheez-its. This act leaves the woman's vag smelling like cheddar jack (or the flavor of your choice), but it can be a tasty plus for afterward oral sex.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally Cheez-it fucked that chick last night.

Guy 2: what flavor did she taste like after?

Guy 1: White cheddar.

Guy 2: Bitchin.

by Mik2837 February 2, 2009

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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

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