chavalanche

The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.

Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!

Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take out a few of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.

by Mombola September 16, 2005

chavalier

An offensively customised car. Usually older than its driver, adorned with a ‘body kit’, (stolen) alloy wheels and a loud exhaust system with an oversized tail pipe. Driven and passengered by chavs listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.

A Vauxhall Chavalier

by urbane gorilla June 2, 2005

chavs

British equivalent of white trash, although the Brit variety is predominantly urban (though still of provincial mentality) whereas the American sort are typically rural (especially trailer trash).

Pretty much any young urban lad these days, but especially football hooligans wearing caps, hoodies, and g-strings above the waistline.

by monkeyboy May 14, 2004

Chavage

The act of being a chav which makes the chav feel more like a chav

Oi you, yous a cunt-says the chav feeling like a true chavage

by Dmslider January 13, 2018

Chavs

A person who A) Wears tracksuits at all times, fake Burberry caps, gold jewellry (the chunkier and less tasteful the better) rolls their trouser legs up to reveal their ankles/pulls their socks up over their trouser legs; if female has a bottled tan, large hoop earrings, hair tied up rediculously tight so as to actually distort the natural shape of their face.
B)Hangs around on estates, parks, high streets, outside McDonalds or in childrens playgrounds whilst drinking White Lightning cider, gossiping about either East Enders, Coronation Street, I'm a Celebrity..., the ugly swine they got off with the night before or how 4 of them beat the crap out of a lone "Greebo/Grunger"
C) Has a self imposed inabilty to say words of more than two sylables, brought about by purposefully ignoring all attempts by the State to educate them.

The most common example to be easily found of a Chav is outside your local McDonalds, or in the nearest park, sitting around the bench closest to the football pitch(if one is present).

Celebrity examples of the breed include Wayne Rooney, and Mel C.

by CrouchingPanda February 21, 2005

chavesto sandwich

A grilled cheese sandwich, often made in a panini press using aged cheddar cheese, harvarti and pesto.

I had the best chavesto sandwich last night!

by EV0V3 June 9, 2020

Charaspastic

When someone is equally charming as they are stupid

Darren tried to woo the women with his charm but ended up embarrassing himself stupidly donning the term Charaspastic

by Shortbutsweet56 December 12, 2020