Chastity belt

Something we all need. Fer sure.

I need to stop thinking about sex, I need to refrain from jerking. Someone get me a chastity belt.

If everyone wore a legit chastity belt there wouldn't be sluts or rapists.

by Dude think about it. September 9, 2011

chastity belt

The roll of fat on a morbidly obese man or woman that folds over and covers the genitals.

She was so fat, her chastity belt nearly dragged on the floor.

by Pyrostevo July 16, 2011

Chastity Belt

A device worn around the genitals in order to protect against rape, discourage sex, or control masturbation.

I have made my son wear a chastity belt at all times since he was 10. He is 17 now and I have the key hidden to give to his wife when he marries. He is very well behaved and has never been able to masturbate. The belt is designed to allow urination without removal, so it can be left on all the time! I will continue this practice with any future sons.

by Smartmom August 21, 2013

3500$ chastity belt

Launch day slang given to Apple Vision Pro. Resulting in a flurry of international coverage from New York Post, Gizmodo.com, TheMarySue, Kotaku, The Daily Best. Even MIT made it their February 6th, 2024 quote of the day.

Various YouTube, TikTok, Podcast, Rumble, radio broadcast too.

You spent all that money on a "3500$ chastity belt".

by Facebook Fact Checker February 10, 2024