Charmin

toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.

After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.

by Johnny December 20, 2003

charmie

noun:lovable dragon that uses charmed glasses to disguise itself as a sexy asian and feeds off of the responses it recieves from its posts on facebook

Why is it that I enjoy this charmie's posts so much even though it eats at my soul?

by Cadablack June 27, 2011

Charmin Stew

The result of not flushing a liquid poop. It mixes with the Charmin toilet paper, and thickens like a stew.

Oh man, I forgot to flush my crap this morning. It made a mean Charmin stew

by Charmin Man December 15, 2020

Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake.
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.

"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"

by themostnaturalskintags January 9, 2008

squeeze the charmin

to take a dump or shit.

After I eat this chli I will need to squeeze the charmin.

by Mr. Whipple March 29, 2006

prince charming complex

when a woman is always looking for the "one". she will spend her entire life looking for that guy, and never find him. she expects all the goods and will lose out in alot of good relasionships because her expectations are too high. she will test, and tease in order to find

a woman with prince charming complex will meet a man, and date him for awhile, assesing his strengths and weaknesses, teasing him to test his limits, then if he makes one mistake, she will isolate herself from him, and go on, looking for mister right

by linalamour November 25, 2007

Charmin

When a girls ass is so nice that you would lick it clean even if there was bits of toilet paper still lodged in the sphincter.

Can also be used as a hidden code word for a girl has a nice ass. Yelling “CHARMIN” out in public may get you a few glances, but the meaning will be lost of most.

Girl with fat ass walks by.

Guys: CHARMIN!

by Bennehftw May 27, 2021