chonkey

large in size

wow that cat is chonkey

by yuehhhhhhhhhhhhhbh January 5, 2021

chonkey

a chinese guy that acts white.

look at that chonkey hideing his math skills

by jeffrey November 10, 2004

choadmonkey

a twit, a moron, a dip.

Bob thinks he's a ladies man, but he's really just a choadmonkey.

by Zoob April 23, 2004

Chufmonkey

1. An abnormally wide penis comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. An abnormally wide piece of stool.

Examples:

1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.

by BillCheese1 February 5, 2010

Chonkey

It is a fusion of a chicken and a donkey. It can be a type of a VERY weird laugh. You'll never know your friend might laugh like that.

Look dude, he laughed like a Chonkey. LOL.

by charlize.d October 10, 2018

chaconked

When you bang a girl so hard she can't feel her lower body

Oh my gosh Nathan chaconked me so bad I can't feel my hips

by Whitelightning24 March 18, 2016

crapmonkey

One of many all-purpose expletives comparable to fuck, shit, damn it or bloody hell, typically uttered when something surprising and/or undesirable has happened. It is considered to be more whimsical and socially acceptable than blatantly dropping the f-bomb in public.

Usage of "crapmonkey" as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban New England.

"Crapmonkey! I just stabbed myself in the arm with a friggin' pencil. How'd that happen?"

by Captain Crapmonkey February 7, 2005