The sweetest, most handsome man alive. Romantic but not soppy, charming and confident yet humble and not proud, kind but not a push-over. Blue eyes and dark hair, mysterious, the perfect man. He has the memory of an elephant, and the patience of a saint. He's extremely good-looking, supportive and encouraging, so encouraging, and will allow you to be the best you can be without pressuring you. Very loyal to his friends, loved ones, and beliefs. Has an amazing sense of humor, is extremely passionate and has a deeply compassionate heart.
He tends to enjoy country classics like Waylon Jennings, George Jones,and Johnny Cash. He's a diesel mechanic, who likes to frequent the woods during hunting season. He can be found at the lake on the weekends enjoying all the activities of the lake life.
Plain and simple, he's a country boy, and if your not careful he'll sweep you off your feet.
He tends to enjoy country classics like Waylon Jennings, George Jones,and Johnny Cash. He's a diesel mechanic, who likes to frequent the woods during hunting season. He can be found at the lake on the weekends enjoying all the activities of the lake life.
Plain and simple, he's a country boy, and if your not careful he'll sweep you off your feet.
by ObGyNur September 21, 2016
Get the Caylon mug.Combo of the names ‘Cindy’ and ‘Taylor’. Two of the dopest funniest bitches out there. Usually ending up in drama or being stalked. Hates mostly everyone. Once they start laughing about one thing and they make eye contact will start laughing about everything.
Person 1: Who is ‘Caylor’?
Person 2: You see those two crackheads over there?
Person 1: The ones yelling?
Person 2: Yeah well meet Caylor
Person 2: You see those two crackheads over there?
Person 1: The ones yelling?
Person 2: Yeah well meet Caylor
by Originalcrackhead November 6, 2019
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caylob • calob • Caylor • Cayleb • Cayloro • Caylub • Cabloberate • Cablobsters • Calobe • calobi productions
by Bigfatasscock January 21, 2022
Get the Cablobsters mug.The most epicest, biggest roughest toughest man ever to be witnessed and gazed apon. Call him a literal.. "Epic Pwner" If you will, L.O.L.
by Caploro October 27, 2022
Get the Cayloro mug.One of the cutest couples you'll ever meet. They're the couple that single people look at and say, "Can they show each other off any more obviously?" They'll say that Haley is either too good for Calob or is a fake bitch, but Calob don't put up with that shit! Calob will fight anyone who disrespects his girl, and because of this, Haley gets really worried about him. Haley needs constant attention that Calob is willing to give, even in public!
"Is that Haley and Calob?"
"Yeah, it must be them. Look at how they're showing each other off."
"Ugh, I wish I had a relationship like Haley and Calob do."
"Yeah, it must be them. Look at how they're showing each other off."
"Ugh, I wish I had a relationship like Haley and Calob do."
by BiggThiccDiccBilly April 13, 2018
Get the Haley and Calob mug.A Caylor is a stubborn ass hole who is an arrogant, narcissistic, egocentric peace of ass but he is SMOKIN HOT!!! very popular and has a lot of friends but only has about 4 people he truly trusts and cares for. He's hard to get to know but worth the while. He's charming and can get himself out of any problem. loves Baseball and hunting. He tends to hide his feelings but under all that douchebag act he plays for people he is sweet, kind, caring and a truly decent person. because of his bad boy personality and gorgeous face, he gets a lot of attention from girls but they tend to have a hate-love relationship with him. He loves saying outrageous things just to piss people off. He uses flirtation and charm to get what he wants from people. he is very smart and has an amazing sense of humor( except when he uses others as a punching bag) but he is very lazy. there are only a hand full of people who truly know him but you never know if he's being himself or if it's just a facade. Despite his flaws, he is a good person so if you ever meet a Caylor run away cause he will tare your heart into pieces.
stop being a caylor.
by hanna-s March 25, 2017
Get the Caylor mug.to spontaneously explode due to attempts at calculating a mathematical problem that is incomprehensible to the human mind; to detonate as a result of the inability to calculate an extra-terrestrial math problem (applies to calculators and computers); what happens when a math problem is too fucking exasperating to deal with
related terms: cablobology (study of cabloberation)
related terms: cablobology (study of cabloberation)
During Accelerated Pre-Calculus class, Taylor's graphing calculator cabloberated when he increased his X-value to .999999999.
by Endoplasmic Reticulum January 6, 2010
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