The caterpillar

The caterpillar is a bizzare sex position mainly practised in western parts of Africa. Much like fisting, it involves one partner inserting both his/her hands up into the vagina of their partner , right up to the wrist. A substantial amount of time must pass for the position to reach its penultimate stage ( typically 9 months ) of the partner opening his hand out as if holding up the gospel to the priest at mass. This symbolises the birth of a butterfly from a caterpillar - symbolising the ex-partner cleansing the vagina of his/her partner giving them permission to be penetrated by a new johnny vinjizzler.

David broke up with Áine last month and he finally gave her the caterpillar yesterday.

by Flappyman February 11, 2014

Caterpillared

When someone you're sharing a bed with rolls themselves up tightly into all the blankets.

You caterpillared all night last night and I was freezing!

by Annavyns June 4, 2014

Caterpillared

When someone is talking about one subject and then because of a rogue ADD thought in their head completely changes topics to the dismay of the others in the conversation.

"OK Bob, we were talking about the football game before you caterpillared to the subject of what color you painted your living room, back on topic."

by Jedi Archer December 17, 2011

Caterpillared

The third "stage" of feeling after smoking marijuana, the first being completely high, the second being caterpillared and the third being stoned. This stage is longer than the peak or first stage and effects such as messed up vision are no longer detectable, but some effects, such as increased sense of touch and euphoria, still exist. Highly recommended, no pun intended.

OMG rubbing the tops of my feet feels sooooo good....hee hee hee, I'm so caterpillared.

by best person ever period February 25, 2009

caterpillar

Hair on the vulva, esp. if trimmed to resemble a larva's shape; pussy hair, cunt hair. See Brazilian; pubic hair; pussy hair; pendejo.

I pushed her thong aside and began to lick her caterpillar.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

Caterpillaring

The shaving of one's pubic hair, injesting said pubic hair, then waiting to poop out pubic hair in caterpillar formation.

Hey Tom, is that a caterpillar coming out of your ass, or are you just caterpillaring again?

by BlueRidgeChick September 15, 2009

the caterpillar

A dance move.
To 'do the caterpillar', you have to lie sideways on the floor and wiggle your limbs so you go round in a circle. Results in friction burn and giggles.

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I just did the Caterpillar. That hurt, but hahahaha.

by Rachyykiinz April 24, 2009