carpet-burn

an insult insulting name to call someone

hey carpet-burn hyb

by leccksee&larry April 24, 2020

carpet burn pussy

When you have sex with no foreplay, and you're dry as hell, so you get a burn on the inside of your vagina.

"I know that bitch has a carpet burn pussy"
"I gave my girl carpet burn pussy"

by fatassskellyprice January 10, 2021

Magic Carpet Burn

A rash or skin chafing as a result of exposure to the Brillo-like pubic hairs of someone of Middle Eastern descent.

"Why won't she blow me?"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"

by John asdfaa January 25, 2009

Carpet Burn

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)

"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."

by hogthehedge September 25, 2014

Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn

Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser

by Alrier July 7, 2019

Pubic Carpet Burn

When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.

Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."

by Irashmun September 24, 2018