Carl Jr's

Bruh it's still Carl's Jr, not Carl Jr's, yet no one knows why.

Carl Jr: I'm not naming my restaurant chain CARL JR'S like I should, but Carl's Jr should work splendidly!
Carl Sr: My son's a fucking clown.

by meljogo February 21, 2021

Carls Jr

1. Fast food chain whose mascot is a smiling star. Popular all around, but moreso in certain locales.
2. Depicted in the movie "Idiocracy" as it is now, though fully automatic and capable of taking custody of the children of difficult income customers. Does so because they wish to see every family eat. Future items of choice are "Extra Big Ass Fries" and "Extra Big Ass Tacos".

"Carls Jr. 'Fuck you, I'm eating'"

"Your children will taken into the custody of Carls Jr."

by AlterationA April 2, 2008

carls jr

the best dakmn fast food place on earth

DAMN that teryaki burger from carls jrwas good

by THEskibum November 2, 2007