carbuncular

gnarled or twisted; not right; awquard or out of the ordinary; misshapen, dented, shoddy, warped or morbid.

the car seemed carbuncular after the big wreck.

by Kevin Weaver April 9, 2008

Carbungulous

When you try to do something, but you fuck it up and it turns out better than what you had originally planned.

I was mixing green paint once and accidentally added red instead of blue. The resulting shade of orange was carbungulous!

by HPS Mike & Luke July 3, 2019

Carbonese

Pasta dish Invented by a Swedish super dad who was ”less” (tired) of making (and eating) pasta carbonara every damn day. So one day he made them bolognese and the kids complained. As the super human he is he made them carbonara but mixed in bolognese (fuck traditions!) Shut up and eat kids! and man did they eat…

Any idea what I should make for dinner?
Carbonese is always a good choice!

by Stefanatic August 29, 2021

Carbunkle

a big nasty festered pimple on ones ass

Hey bitch you need to pop that carbunkle if you want me to hit it from behind.

by Adam Baker October 23, 2005

carbinedevil

The biggest baddest flamer on all forums. Has the ability to verbally knock-out anyone who dares to stand in his path.

Here comes Carbinedevil! Run!

by The Neggas December 14, 2010

Carbuncle

The act of when a homosapian has digested said amounts of nourishments and needs to unpleasantly/forcefully relieve him or herself via the anal cavity.

Generally the creation of a carbuncle occurs when the stomach is aided by numerous amounts of alcoholic beverages, forcing the conclusion to be highly stagnant and unpleasant to pass.

Ohhhh man, I've just taken an hour long carbuncle. The glossy cushiony paper which I used to wipe away my sins where also conveyed in a rouge coloured liquid.

::2 hours later a friend turns up::

Friend :: Fuck me !!!! It's smells like chernobly in here !!!

Me :: Nah it's just the carbuncle I pushed out 2 hours ago

Friend :: Oh..... Fuck.....Well that's what I came over to do :/ I even bought you pack of toilet roll

by Carbuncaru December 7, 2015

Carbunkles

Little chunks of debris, usually found around or near the butthole, caught in the hair. Comprised of fecal matter, toliet paper, lint etc.

A side effect of improper hygiene.

Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles.

"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"

by Neck February 28, 2008