Faptastic

Describing anything or anyone that is attractive enough to fap to.

Dude, Jessica Alba is so Faptastic!

by Tyler cox+Avery Lewis July 7, 2008

Craptastic

When your having a really boring day at work and there is nothing else to do but add random words to urban dictionary and hope a customer walks throught the door and you can sell them a damn computer.

wow this day is going so craptastic i wanna die

by Vandersmelt February 16, 2010

craptastic

Fantastically crappy. Something or some situation so crappy that it is barely to be believed. Akin to calling something "fantastic" in a sarcastic voice.

I went to a concert last night, and the motherfucking, craptastic audience made so much goddamned noise that I couldn't hear the music.

by snora December 2, 2009

Cumtastic

So immensely fantastic & sexy, it will make you cum.

This new movie is just cumtastic!

by Camradal November 30, 2003

Cowtastic

Lots of cows or cow themed stuff put together.

from: cow and fantastic

ie. Youre farm is so cowtastic.

by cowlover2 September 19, 2010

faptastical

Something that is so amazing that requires you to fap.

Wow, that was faptastical!

by Bobiomestacualr August 1, 2005

craptastic

When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic

Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"

by Your Great Books Teacher October 2, 2004