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Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS 

A smiley non fungible apparatus used for whoopin ass.
I really opened up a Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS on marvy marv's smiley chub.

Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt
She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer

Can of Ass Whoop 

I told that bitch that I was gonna pull out a can of ass whoop on him if he didnt shut up.

Can of woop ass 

When someone will kick someones ass.
Neil: Greg why are you so fat,
Greg: Want me to open up a can of woop ass on you???
Can of woop ass by Killku November 23, 2006

Can of whop-ass 

A typical shelf-stable can of whop-ass, a substance known to obliterate those who oppose it.
"I'm gonna open up a can of whop-ass on you!
Can of whop-ass by JackofJacks November 29, 2022

a can of whoopass 

A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.
1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."

2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"
a can of whoopass by Ben Graham October 12, 2005