Calderic

Someone who worships Eleanor Calder, Louis Tomlinson's so-called girlfriend. A calderic is said to be performing Indian rituals to look like Eleanor.

Calderic: If you don't know how big Eleanor's thighgap is you are not a true calderic.

by Stylinfag March 21, 2013

Calder

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He is perfect from his head to his toes. He will infiltrate your mind and heart. Every moment spent with him is absolutely perfect. He is very headstrong and will never give up. At times he can be stubborn but that never stops him from succeeding. Whenever you look into his eyes, time will stop. His touch will give you butterflies and his kisses will always bring a smile to your face. He will love unconditionally and look past imperfections. He will do everything he can to treat you like a queen. He is the only man that will actually understand it all. He will make you want to be a better person. He is so easygoing and being around him just seems natural. He will make you the happiest girl in the world. No one else will ever even compare to him. He is above and beyond any expectation of a "good" boyfriend. He is the best thing to ever walk into your life and you will never ever want to lose him.

Calder is absolutely perfect.

by summmmmer September 13, 2013

calderone

One badass family that doesn't give a shit. They got no worries

I wish I was a Calderone

by dixie boy17 November 5, 2013

Eleanor Calder and Louis Tomlinson

They unfortunately broke up around 2020 or 2021. They are no longer together </3, which is absolutely, obviously heartbreaking obviously. It just did not seem to work out. I'm obviously heartbroken obviously. Genuinely, maybe it is better this way and maybe or not

Eleanor Calder and Louis Tomlinson broke up.
Nice.

by Ziammie January 25, 2021

east calder

an amazing little village, where the cool kids come from!

look at him he's so cool, he must be from east calder!

by topman103 September 29, 2009

Over-Canderated

When children have too much candy causing them to act crazy or do crazy things.Also known as over-canderation meaning the process of becoming over-canderated or a candy high.

"When Kyle got back from trick-or- treat he was bouncing off the walls. I could tell he was deffinately over-canderated"

by Teddy720s July 7, 2009

Calder Cup

The Calder Cup is a tournament of ugly girls who battle in grueling matchups to determine who is the best (hottest) of the worst (ugly girls). It is often used to establish where someone's questionable girlfriend is on the "looks hierarchy". It only applies to girls who are a 5 or less on the 1-10 scale and a girl's echelon is determined using a playoff exit scale (1st round, conference semi-finals, east/west coast finals, or calder cup final).

Because of her hideous, scary face and average body, Billy's girlfriend would exit the Calder Cup playoffs in the East Coast Finals.

by Hershey Bears December 19, 2010