Cafüber

A vehicle that drives you from any location in your area to a Internet cafe that offers sweepstakes. May also drive you to any place of your choice after your done at the cafe
There is a fee for these services and may or may not be offered by the cafes them selfselfs but offered by any legal driver with a licence

If at the cafe: hey do you think you can take me home

Not at cafe: you would call them on phone and ask they offer Cafüber services

by Dirtbaglover661 August 3, 2017

Cafone

A person who is an embarrassment to himself or others.

I can't take you anywhere, you cafone.

by az8ball June 13, 2005

Cafunkatated

Messed up, Retarded. Inncorrect.

Origin-Maya Colbert

OH SHIT MAN THATS HELLA CAFUNKATATED!
or
Oh man that chick got hit by an ice cream truck. Now she's all cafunkatated

by Mayabelle July 20, 2007

Cafone

there is no primary definition for the italian word "cafone". it is spelt G-A-V-O-N-E. it only sometimes sounds like "cafone" due to different dialects. However, the word "gavone" by definition is an embarassment to themselves

Stop acting like a gavone, you're going to make a bad name for yourself. (spelt and pronounced gavone, not cafone)

by jc522 March 2, 2008

cauner

Even though his name is spelled differently, doesn’t mean this man is the greatest guy you met. Cauner is a talented man who can get the job done with out complaining.

Cauner is such a good friend!

He is always there for you
He can bench 155

by Mojojohobksnahsnd November 23, 2023

Cagunera

Buttered toast. Often slang for when you are eating a midnight snack and your boyfriend asks what you're eating. When you're eating buttered toast you answer Cagunera.

Example: I am eating a Cagunera, meaning I am eating a buttered toast.

by Charly2elliot December 23, 2023