Dominican Cable Guy

A illegal cable television provider, offer someone who will go out of their way time and time again trying to stay a head with the latest fads in stealing cable TV. This person is an expert with satellite installation, boxes, chips anything and everything that will provide him with any form a scrambled cable to save a buck. Also in the hood they are self proclaimed certified gas meter and water meter experts leading to why the working man who pays their bills have such high rates and also the cause of a dozen or so major explosions or flooded basements or electrocutions

The Dominican Cable Guy will stop at nothing to get his porn.

Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.

by Fyou123 May 18, 2019

cable-guyed

When someone is supposed to show up at a certain time or certain range of hours, like 8-12AM and the person never shows up, and assumes that if they show up at 4PM that its NOT a problem.

The service tech cable-guyed me and showed up 5 hours late.

by Jon Larsen May 28, 2008

cableguy

verb - to stalk or bother someone constantly as jim carrey did in the movie "The Cable Guy"

"dude, eric will not stop cableguying me. i wish he'd leave me along.

by hortonal July 2, 2005

Larry the Cableguy

Larry the Cable Guy is a famous comedian, known best for his participation in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. His act consists of acting like a redneck, and makes millions with it because he's so good at it. His catchphrases are the ever popular "Git-R-done", and "That's funny right there".

Watched a bit of Larry the Cableguy last night, laughed my ass off.

by BlueCollarFan23 May 26, 2009