some guy: you are funny! I bow before you.
kat-in-the-box: WELL CUNT-FUCK-U-LATIONS!! I HOPE YOU DIE!!
kat-in-the-box: WELL CUNT-FUCK-U-LATIONS!! I HOPE YOU DIE!!
by kat-in-the-box June 06, 2009
Cunted as Fuck is the state one gets in, usually during a night on the town, or at a housparty, or in some of our cases - whenever humanly possible.
Typically drug/drink induced.
Typically drug/drink induced.
by Bartholomew James Wildebeast the Third March 19, 2005
by Emma November 18, 2004
what you say when Paula Abdul grabs onto your legs at her house and wont let you leave because she's so monsterly fucked on painkillers and knows NOBODY will put up with her crazy horseshit besides you and then she tries to bribe you with $1100.00 keesh and a boxter (old one..wtf?) and then she takes a dump in the washing machine but you tell her....
oh, yeah... sorry...you stupid cunt, fuck off...ok.. it's kinda like big foot doing massive bongs with Wavy Gravy, whilst enjoying more Yorkshire Pudding than offered (that ungrateful shitpile) then being totally offended by WG's complete lack of etiquette in not tossing the big hairy's salad, like a champ... orrrrr!!...(bigfeet noize)
Basically, you're expressing the end of a once-magical relationship...that no one will ever believe happened... except that BUTTHOLE Simon who pretended to video tape like I'd asked him but totally fucking lied..whatever, cheeerz
Basically, you're expressing the end of a once-magical relationship...that no one will ever believe happened... except that BUTTHOLE Simon who pretended to video tape like I'd asked him but totally fucking lied..whatever, cheeerz
by BOND, DYED BLOND December 31, 2011
A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.
Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.
by Zumbii June 01, 2010
A person who not only is ignorant and sometimes acts foolish, but also has a scar on his face resembling a vagina.
by Sacktap June 25, 2006
when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night
you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!
dickhead: what?
you: never mind
you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!
dickhead: what?
you: never mind
by pioneer2108 December 29, 2011